Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:
- Pubic hair
- Stretch marks
- Any other natural occurrence of the female form
You aren’t really worthy of it anyway
Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy
So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
DONT CALL ME “SILLY” OR “CUTIE” OR I WILL SMILE AND BLUSH SO HARD MY FACE WILL CATCH ON FIRE DO U WANT THAT
How i broke it to Nicey that I was in San Diego at her house. And how she reacted at school.
THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT IN THE WHOLE WORLD I’M GONNA CRY
can we delay valentines day until 2030 so I can find someone to date
are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations
"your password is weak" fuck you