nialllhoran:

I hope ashton sharpens the ends of his drumsticks and makes them into weapons

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS?
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the-disney-circus-roleplay:

ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?

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shrugged:

whoever dates me has to be prepared to have anywhere between 1 and 19478913 puppies

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deercr0ssing:

I’ve literally had hallucinations like this on LSD. If you’ve seen the universe unfold and collapse before your eyes, you’d do psychedelics too. The beauty of the cosmos is more important than our fear of it.

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nauticallou:

usa-nglophile:

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If someone ever looks at you like this after you have known each other for five minutes I want you to:

  • date them
  • get matching tattoos with them
  • marry them
  • have babies with them (if you want babies)
  • travel with them
  • be domestic with them
  • never let them go

write songs about them
get them coughdrops
make them food
share their food
move in with them
dance to their favorite musical
share clothes
kiss them
cuddle them
always hold on

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no but harry these guys are disgusting, sharing a room with them is exhausting. what do you think about like.. living us two together? without them always there. Like doing our OWN stuff…. I know we met just a couple months ago but we’re totally best friends right?? i know you’re like only 16 and I’m 18 but like moving in together sounds nice no? Just us two. totally normal. totally NORMAL. THIS IS NORMAL HARRY EVERYBODY DOES IT. MOVE IN WITH ME HARRY BOOOOOOOO
—louis probably while harry was nodding in his chest with stars shining in his eyes and then shut him up with a kiss probably (via homelou)
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taggedbooty:

mom: maybe you should take a break from the computer

me:

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